You just can't make this stuff up!
So here is what he wrote -
So after 2 rather exhausting dates within a very short time I thought to myself I need to take a break and refocus or focus (either one). Anyway I have decided on 3 activities that I need to devote more time to pursuing for a richer/fuller life.
1. Commit completely to the practice of meditation.
2. Practice yoga.
3. Live tweet my sexual activities.
NOW you are asking yourself "RT why #3". Well I will tell you. Disclosure (not all of my sexual activities will be tweeted. Actually that's NOT true. I will NOT disclose the ladies names out of respect to them and the fact that I tend to engage in crazy shit).
So let's start with why. (note the following provider is well known for extreme activities so I am not speaking out of school here).
Anyway, I found myself in NYC lying my black ass face down on a bed in Manhattan with a redheads' tongue WAY THE FUCK up my ass. As I am sitting there squirming like a Mexican being interviewed by a Border Agent. I thought to myself I have to share this with the world.
This is what America is all about!!!!!! A pudgy black kid from a lower middle class background who just paid several hundred dollars to have a white woman eat his ass. Is America not the best country on the face of the earth or what?
Then to top it off I got up and pissed in her mouth. Several hours before I consumed 32 ounces of diet coke, a gatorade and an energy shot. This chick swallowed it all down the hatch. I mean like seriously not even a drop was on the floor - wow. It hit me that this has to be shared in REAL TIME.
As I am walking down the streets of Manhattan trying to hail a cab--- (I can pay a white woman $$$ to eat my ass and drink my piss) but damn if I can get an immigrant to take my black ass back to a 5 star hotel. That irony is just fucking rich!!!!
Anyway I decided I will no longer deprive the world of my gift. For those hobbyists that do not have the courage to fully live the hobby lifestyle. Don't fret you can live vicariously thru RT.
#RTpaysforpussy (look for it sometime soon)
P.S. More to come but now I have to go eat my box of Raisinets and catch up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I can't believe Lisa said Kim needed an intervention. That bitch how dare she say that
------------All I can say is WOW! ----- It is just too funny!
